Just to show you how full of garbage today’s news media can really be, our local news was showing a segment on the Internet phenomenon known as planking. Naturally, Anthony questioned it. Anthony: Daddy, what are those people doing? Me: Oh, some stupid crap that makes them look like a bunch of jackasses. Anthony (thinks): … Continue reading Planking
Category: Humor
I Got Your Back
I’ve been doing some thinking lately and yes, you all should really be afraid. See, I’m a fan of COPS which I consider the only real reality show since it’s, well, real. And as such, I’ve become accustomed to seeing amazingly stupid people do amazingly stupid things like: Always claim the stolen car they are … Continue reading I Got Your Back
The Mayor of Hell
You know folks, this was bound to happen and as Bart Simpson once said, “Oh, don’t look so shocked.” I am, in some capacity but not necessarily officially, the Mayor of Hell. Well, at least according to foursquare I am: So later today, I expect all of you heathens to have plenty of hot dogs … Continue reading The Mayor of Hell
Why Grumpy Is Grumpy
In accordance with Ann's Mother's Day wishes, we spent a good portion of the day at Disneyland today. We all had a good time. I also found this...interesting souvenir in the gift shop. It's a Grumpy antenna topper (although I say "holder" in the video), but check out the clip to see why it's so...uncomfortable? … Continue reading Why Grumpy Is Grumpy
ADHD
(Reads email above) Well, kind of. Well...I kind of do sometimes, but I... OH MY GOD! I HAVE ADHD! I think. Maybe. I don't know anymore. I'm so confused...
Holographic Meatloaf: The Official Blog of Some Guy Named Dave 