Category: Humor

Hatten är Din Redux

That chapeau was on clearance at Target. Who am I to deprive Cindy the honor of wearing the hat? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to glue a ham piece--coolly.

Google Search Terms for My Blog, Part Deux

A regular check of my blog stats yielded this comedic gem: In the words of Yakko Warner... "Mmmmwa! Goooooooodnight, everybody!" --- Share this post: : : : : : : : : : :

What A Dick Looks Like

Okay, fine. You got me. Each time I log in to WordPress I see the search terms that people used to find my blog. For some reason or another, there are some out there that come across this blog by searching for the term "what a dick looks like" or some kind of variant of … Continue reading What A Dick Looks Like →

Fictional Band Names

There is an area in our office that is affectionately known as The Trough. Situated on the top of a bookcase, it's eye-level and hard to ignore. The Trough, as its name might imply, is the place where employees bring outdated, unwanted (and often strange) foodstuffs, assorted snacks, etc. for consumption. Everybody in the company … Continue reading Fictional Band Names →

From the Phone-Cam: Me and Barbie

I was out for my walk today and decided to stop in at Mattel's Toy Store to see what they had. Besides, I had a 50% off coupon that was asking to be used. That's when I saw Princess Barbie standing near the entrance with her little entourage of helpers. She was obviously there to … Continue reading From the Phone-Cam: Me and Barbie →