Day: March 20, 2008

The Digging Continues

You may recall that back in 2000 a boxful of Oscar statues went missing. Living in the Land of Entertainment, this story was huge on the local news. My God, what were we going to do? The Academy Awards are missing! Holy shit! This is a catastrophe! Yeah, whatever. So while it's almost certain that … Continue reading The Digging Continues →

Shhh…I’M TRYING TO ORDER

There is a Jack-In-The-Box drive-thru near my home that practically shares its exit with an alley. There are homes on the other side of the restaurant and as such, there is a sign on the drive-thru speaker reminding customers to keep the noise level down between the hours of 10 p.m. and 5 a.m. I … Continue reading Shhh…I’M TRYING TO ORDER →