Fear

I had been giving this one some time to stew and I think it’s about time to go ahead with it. About 3 weeks ago, we got a flier in the mail that was advertising a new local store which was going to have a hiring event on Memorial Day weekend. I figured I might … Continue reading Fear

Planking

Just to show you how full of garbage today’s news media can really be, our local news was showing a segment on the Internet phenomenon known as planking. Naturally, Anthony questioned it. Anthony: Daddy, what are those people doing? Me: Oh, some stupid crap that makes them look like a bunch of jackasses. Anthony (thinks): … Continue reading Planking

I Got Your Back

I’ve been doing some thinking lately and yes, you all should really be afraid. See, I’m a fan of COPS which I consider the only real reality show since it’s, well, real. And as such, I’ve become accustomed to seeing amazingly stupid people do amazingly stupid things like: Always claim the stolen car they are … Continue reading I Got Your Back

A Virgin Mobile Survey Worth Looking At

Hey, guess what? I got another Virgin Mobile survey in my inbox today and let me tell you, this one is definitely worth sharing. First of all, it seems that Virgin Mobile is considering a few new interesting options that include “free” lifetime upgrades and, what I will cover first, The Virgin Mobile Phone Fund: … Continue reading A Virgin Mobile Survey Worth Looking At

Naomi Campbell is Delusional

In case you’ve been living on Mars or something, here’s what Naomi Campbell – the cell-phone assistant-beating supermodel – thinks of Cadbury’s new UK ad (which as since been pulled), seen below: “It’s upsetting to be described as chocolate, not just for me, but for all black women and black people. I do not find … Continue reading Naomi Campbell is Delusional