Ready for My Not-So-Close-Up

It's been over a year full of flaming suck for me. In addition to being laid off, I have had very few interviews for all of my efforts. Two of them, including one for the position of Publications Editor at my former employer, turned out to be a bust and I'm still waiting for the … Continue reading Ready for My Not-So-Close-Up

Douchebaggery

You know, I don’t watch much TV. I have no real desire to because nothing really interests me these days. Hell, I can’t recall watching a new episode of anything from the last few years. (puts on slippers, adjusts onion on belt) I’m so far out of—and I use that term very loosely—the “entertainment” loop … Continue reading Douchebaggery

What’ll They Think of Next?

Okay, ladies and germs, I just saw a commercial a few seconds ago for yet another strange product and since I’ve been absent a lot lately, I thought it would give me something to write about. What exactly was the product? It was for The Party Potty which, if word spreads like wildfire as it … Continue reading What’ll They Think of Next?

Me in Florida?

Nope, just a prop for the show "Dexter" being filmed at the local park. (Photo adjusted for contrast). UPDATE: I noticed all the equipment lying about the part while riding to work this morning but not wanting to be late to my funky two-bit job, I decided to keep pedaling. One the way back, however, … Continue reading Me in Florida?

What Would You Do?

Rare is it for me to actually sit down and watch a television show these days, what with all those damned programs the networks would like us viewers to believe are based in "reality." You're talking about a guy that has never seen one episode of The Sopranos and thinks 24 is just one big snorefest. … Continue reading What Would You Do?