‘Handicapped’ My Aunt Fanny
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Married with one son. Likes donuts and long walks on the beach. Got tired of being fat and lost 100 pounds. Prone to using '80s vernacular. Works as a proofreader. Was an extra in a few TV shows. Tries to be funny. View all posts by Dave
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The driver of that car is differently-abled. He (obviously a guy, right) is born without the ability to feel. And judging by the car, he’s probably the only man in existance who suffers from penis envy.
I hope somebody scratches that car and lets the air out of the tires. Oh, wait, its topless too. I hope a homeless guy takes a shit in the car then smears it around. Then somebody leaves a dead fish under the driver seat. And somebody should stuff a potato into the exhaust pipe.
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He’s got to be the most agile handicapped person there is considering the car’s contortionist entry and exit requirements.
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