That’s Me?

Some curious Web surfer searched for "big john's beans and fixin's" and came across ye olde blog. And I cripes, have to admit I'm quite embarrassed. Check out this image from June 2005 (and ignore my old URL): Ahem. I'm pleased to say that's nowhere near I am today as is evident by this photo, … Continue reading That’s Me?


BREAKING NEWS: Earthquake!

Reports are it was a 5.8. Some offices evacuated. Everything fine for now. No damage. UPDATE 12:18 p.m.: Here's a link to the story with stats and exact location. I was on lunch when I started to hear and feel some rumbling. Knowing we're on the second floor and that the floors will make this … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS: Earthquake!

What A Dick Looks Like

Okay, fine. You got me. Each time I log in to WordPress I see the search terms that people used to find my blog. For some reason or another, there are some out there that come across this blog by searching for the term "what a dick looks like" or some kind of variant of … Continue reading What A Dick Looks Like

Weekend Madness!

It looks like this weekend is going to be busy! Here's the rundown: Saturday 1. Take delivery of our new spa, arriving at 9 a.m. sharp. It will be interesting to see how in the hell they intend to snake that thing down the side of the house and into the backyard. Pictures to be … Continue reading Weekend Madness!

Things I Don’t Consume

There was an interesting story on Fark yesterday about how we are all addicted to caffeine. I beg to differ. As some of you may know, I gave up drinking diet sodas (on a full-time basis) when I decided to lose weight and change my lifestyle. I may drink one now and then but not … Continue reading Things I Don’t Consume