Earlier this month, I mentioned that Ann picked up one of those Big City Slider Stations and other than wanting to repeatedly kick Billy Mays in the electrons because of his loud mouth, we've been pleased with it. Then this happened the other day: While cooking some slabs of ground beef, Ann noticed that after … Continue reading Big City Slider Station, Part Deux
Category: Food
Big City Slider Station
HEY, BILLY MAYS! YOU YELL TOO MUCH! I REALLY WISH YOU'D TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH BECAUSE YOU DRIVE ME FREAKING CRAZY! AND YOUR MIGHTY PUTTY DOESN'T WORK FOR SHIT! Ahem, okay. I'm done yelling for now. But by now, I'm sure you're familiar with "that loudmouth" as The Kid calls him, pushing his wares … Continue reading Big City Slider Station
The Almond Roca Theory
Just before we left work for our week-and-a-half vacation, I mentioned to a few of my coworkers my theory about Almond Roca candies. Now don't get me wrong--they are very tasty and very fattening. In fact, did you know there's more fat in three Almond Roca pieces (15g) than in a McDonald's cheeseburger (12g)? If … Continue reading The Almond Roca Theory
Goodbye, Mother’s Cookies
It seems that with every passing day as of late, yet another piece of my childhood becomes a distant (or in this case, defunct) memory. Without much warning, today workers at California-based Mother's Cookies were told that the cookies would no longer be made. This should not come as much of a surprise considering that … Continue reading Goodbye, Mother’s Cookies
Things I Don’t Consume
There was an interesting story on Fark yesterday about how we are all addicted to caffeine. I beg to differ. As some of you may know, I gave up drinking diet sodas (on a full-time basis) when I decided to lose weight and change my lifestyle. I may drink one now and then but not … Continue reading Things I Don’t Consume
Holographic Meatloaf: The Official Blog of Some Guy Named Dave 