Author: Dave

Married with one son. Likes donuts and long walks on the beach. Got tired of being fat and lost 100 pounds. Prone to using '80s vernacular. Works as a proofreader. Was an extra in a few TV shows. Tries to be funny.

Wii Fit Progress So Far

Keep in mind that this is in addition to everything else I do: eating right, walking, etc. That long stretch downward was the week I was sick; the sudden spike afterwards was Father's Day when I obviously felt good enough to eat plenty. The red dot is a note: "I ate too much." Also know … Continue reading Wii Fit Progress So Far →

‘Handicapped’ My Aunt Fanny

I'm trying to think of a louder way to scream "pretentious douchenozzle" but I can't. This guy wins the prize.

Going Metro Pays Off!

Anybody that reads this blog on a regular basis knows that for as much as I praise the benefits of riding Los Angeles' MTA light rail system, I have just as many complaints. Today's entry definitely falls under the former. An e-mail was sent to everybody here in the office this morning and man, I … Continue reading Going Metro Pays Off! →

20 Years Later

On June 18, 1998, I was just another punk kid a year out of high school. I had a really bitchin' Chevrolet Chevette which I aptly named The Silverfish because of its paint job. That day was also the day (or night) of Depeche Mode's infamous Concert For The Masses at the Rose Bowl in … Continue reading 20 Years Later →

Ready for the Weekend

It's Friday! Another weekend is now upon us! WOO HOO! What's on your slate? Mine has already been planned for quite some time now. Saturday: We will be going to the Orange County Fairgrounds* for a couple of reasons. First, Ann and her mom like to go to the Sugar Plum Arts and Crap Crafts … Continue reading Ready for the Weekend →