Category: Commentary/Opinion

What A Nightmare

I must have been a glutton for punishment last night. Yesterday, Ann picked up the 15th anniversary, limited-edition, super-special digitally enhanced version of Tim Burton's emo classic The Nightmare Before Christmas. (Note: I'm not emo; I just dig the movie.) At any rate, the movie comes packed with three discs: the movie, the bonus content, … Continue reading What A Nightmare →

Things I Don’t Consume

There was an interesting story on Fark yesterday about how we are all addicted to caffeine. I beg to differ. As some of you may know, I gave up drinking diet sodas (on a full-time basis) when I decided to lose weight and change my lifestyle. I may drink one now and then but not … Continue reading Things I Don’t Consume →

The End of Convertiblism

I had been seriously second-guessing my decision to purchase the PT Loser from the time I brought it home. At the time of purchase, it was simply my intention to dump my Explorer in exchange for something that got better mileage, was fun to drive, and had affordable payments. (Note: If gas prices were still … Continue reading The End of Convertiblism →

It Started Today

July 16, 2004 was a day much like today, save for the fact that I was 35 and Anthony was still in diapers. Oh, and I was about 80 pounds heavier and had more hair. The summer sun shone brightly and the weather was just right. Well, it was right for those of us that … Continue reading It Started Today →

‘Handicapped’ My Aunt Fanny

I'm trying to think of a louder way to scream "pretentious douchenozzle" but I can't. This guy wins the prize.