Today's entry is a multimedia extravaganza! I got an e-mail last night from reader Jon--yes, I actually have readers--who had left a comment on this entry from 2005 regarding the availability of an MP3 file I had posted. The file in question was a commercial parody for New York Telephone, a profanity-laden spoof that I had … Continue reading From the Archives, Part Deux
Category: Humor
Condomania
Trojan, Ramses, Magnum, Sheik! --Bart Simpson, The Simpsons' THOH III, "Dial 'Z' for Zombies" So hey, check this one out. I had to take Anthony to the doctor today since he seemed to be coming down with a cold or something. It turned out to be nothing serious so the doctor didn't even give a … Continue reading Condomania
Mark, Dan, and Wayne
If you live anywhere in the Los Angeles area, those three names instantly ring a bell. You’ve heard them all before, and in that exact sequence, but you can’t remember where. They are almost like an L.A. version of Mount Rushmore, localized to the mudflaps (see left) of trucks sold at Western Truck Exchange (WTE), … Continue reading Mark, Dan, and Wayne
Proofreader Fail
As I sit at home wondering when I will get the next call from a prospective employer, there is a proofreader somewhere who is failing miserably at what they are supposedly good at doing. Here's proof of that, as seen in today's print edition of the Orange County Register: If there's one word that should never … Continue reading Proofreader Fail
Sweet Jesus!
@ Dollar Tree. Posts like this are what stop me from using my blog as a showcase for my writing samples. --- Share this post: : : : : : : : : : : :
Holographic Meatloaf: The Official Blog of Some Guy Named Dave 